if i was seeing someone right now, they would definitely be getting this as a christmas present. i’m not even a massive Star Wars fan, but the nerdiness:sexiness ratio has made it instantly desirable. now all i need to do is find a hot female geek to lend me $85, and i might be able to buy it for her… available from here, should anyone feel like splashing out.

special prize for anyone who manages to find me a C3-PO mankini or any other sci-fi related swimwear.